Sign My Petition To Free Joe Kelly
I don’t actually have a petition for you to sign, there’s way too many of those floating out there BUT I do think we need to free Joe Kelly. The only way we can do that is if every MLB pitcher reading this throws a heater at an Astros player. My logic behind that is simple, they can’t suspend you all. So keep throwing 90+ directly at the dome. They’re wearing helmets, it’s fine!
Fuck the Astros.
P.S. I hope no one get’s hurt.
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