My employees hate me, I don’t care. You’re fired!

It’s Wednesday and in Minnesota we might hit 70 degrees today. The plan is to grill and have a beer once the work day is over. Simply put, I was having a great day until this reply to my tweet.

If you know anything about me, you know that i’m a nice guy. I treat all 3 of my employees with the utmost respect. Ask any one of them (except intern drew) what they think about me. I run the company as if I was fucking Jeff Bezos; checks are always on time, company card is always available and employees can always come talk to me if they need something. If you have a problem though, you’re fired. I don’t have to deal with bullshit as I build this empire.

Drew, you have 24 hours to respond or your internship is terminated and I will hire some loser from New Hampshire. If you want to write for us, hit my DM’s