It’s Corona Time

Hey all, it’s your favorite sausage here! I hope you’re all staying safe and healthy. My deepest sympathies to those that are going through the worst. I’ll try to boost your spirits a bit here.

As you’re probably aware by now, all the major sports have been pushed, along with concerts and everything fun. You can barely go to the grocery store now a without a cop looking at you like you have two heads. Here are some fun things you can do to make the quarantine go faster.

• Keep tabs on On His Tab! We’re pumping out a bunch of content for you.
• Get faded, absolutely faded. Lots of Coronas too
• Video games…definitely video games
• Movies/tv
• Board games, don’t knock ‘em ‘til you try ‘em

That’s pretty much it. We’re screwed. Just hang in there folks! This quarantine sucks but we’re all in this together. Consider all that, on my tab.