If You’ve Watched Star Wars, You Are Probably Poor.

Never seen Star Wars.

None of them.

Never will.

“Omg you’re missing out”

Maybe.

You’re missing out on being a multi millionaire.

Keep your movie. pic.twitter.com/rRpLtKxQ4n

— Mr. Plenty (@OfWudan) April 12, 2019

Mr. Plenty makes one hell of a point. I’m not saying he’s right but he’s most definitely not wrong. This guy drives a Bentley and that’s not the only car he has. Don’t worry, this guy is definitely not poor.

Some of you guys may think this is a flex but he is simply trying to make you rich.

Guys. I have more cars that I stand next too.

If you want to learn how to make money online (inbetween watching dorkwars)

Go to https://t.co/Dv630P2ObN

👍🏻💰💰💰 pic.twitter.com/mcXZJfEodM

— Mr. Plenty (@OfWudan) April 12, 2019

This guy makes a million and one good point and if you’ve watched Star Wars I feel bad for you. A lot of you may be reading this and asking yourself if all Star Wars fans are ugly too. Let’s take a look at what your average Star Wars fan looks like.

I’ve had enough. In conclusion Star Wars fans are poor. Not only because of two pictures but take a look at these tweets to fully convince yourself that if you have no watched Star Wars, you should be rich.

This is me in Switzerland with a female.

You’ve never heard of females before. Because you watch star wars.

This car is an Aventador.

On the floor is something called money.

I can teach you about these things. https://t.co/3sGcRMJ8US pic.twitter.com/gAe1CEx5UZ

— Mr. Plenty (@OfWudan) April 12, 2019

Alone in my hotel with my Aston Martin key and my Hublot and my solid gold iPhone.

I thought to myself “hmm. I’ve never seen Star Wars”

I blinked.

And the girl appeared.

I can teach you to have money and women exactly the same. Learn the secrets. https://t.co/Dv630PkpAn pic.twitter.com/z6JeuVjzJV

— Mr. Plenty (@OfWudan) April 12, 2019